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Reblogged from lizdexia
ghostmodernism: notalexus: captainrobocop: heathicorn: uprightcitizens: Self-explanatory. I know a lot of people are gonna be like, “HEY, WHY ISN’T LENO A SLYTHERIN?!” but to me, out of all the working late night hosts, David Letterman most exemplifies the qualities of Slytherin house — cunning, wit, ambition, all that stuff. Leno is probably a Slytherin, all right, but he’s more like a Dolores Umbridge. The rest are completely obvious. Conan is clearly a Gryffindor — actually, he might even be a long-lost Weasley. Jon Stewart is the most Ravenclaw of them all; wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure and all that. And Jimmy Fallon is clearly a Hufflepuff. Come on. #leno’s a squib #cos he ain’t funny at all #and craig ferguson is dumbledore cos he’s da best Every time I think about who would be sorted into what house, I re-affirm my loyalty to Ravenclaw.  Slytherclaw if we’re honest, but at 11 it would have just been straight up Ravenclaw. I have also been mainlining J.Stew videos because 1)I’m cool, 2) he’s so hot when he’s angry. Is that weird? No? Cool. not an HP fangirl (in fact, when I see “HP” I think inkjet printers before Harry Potter), but I really enjoy this image.

ghostmodernism:

notalexus:

captainrobocop:

heathicorn:

uprightcitizens:

Self-explanatory.

I know a lot of people are gonna be like, “HEY, WHY ISN’T LENO A SLYTHERIN?!” but to me, out of all the working late night hosts, David Letterman most exemplifies the qualities of Slytherin house — cunning, wit, ambition, all that stuff. Leno is probably a Slytherin, all right, but he’s more like a Dolores Umbridge. The rest are completely obvious. Conan is clearly a Gryffindor — actually, he might even be a long-lost Weasley. Jon Stewart is the most Ravenclaw of them all; wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure and all that. And Jimmy Fallon is clearly a Hufflepuff. Come on.

#leno’s a squib #cos he ain’t funny at all #and craig ferguson is dumbledore cos he’s da best

Every time I think about who would be sorted into what house, I re-affirm my loyalty to Ravenclaw. 

Slytherclaw if we’re honest, but at 11 it would have just been straight up Ravenclaw. I have also been mainlining J.Stew videos because 1)I’m cool, 2) he’s so hot when he’s angry.

Is that weird? No? Cool.

not an HP fangirl (in fact, when I see “HP” I think inkjet printers before Harry Potter), but I really enjoy this image.

(Source: lizdexia)

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    Not a Harry potter fan, but for this it’s gryffindor & ravenclaw all the way motherfucker!!!!
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    conan’s just a gryffindor because of his hair color but hey, is jimmy fallon drinking a lemonade? i love that guy.
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    BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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